CRAWFORD
<sub>+ cosmo/robbie/van
IT/HE/SHE
+ pitter/patter if ur sillay
white + tme + minor + usamerican</sub>

hi im ford and im insane. im like if a filmbro male manipulator incel was a dyke. im also like if a 1950s slow-dancing suit-wearing gentleman was a dyke. i contain multitudes. i love to enjoy things and im funny about 40% of the time. i suffer from cool guy illness(npd+autism+adhd+depression) and its contagious so watch out. the main things i like are dog sees god (the worlds worst play) and tom lehrer (some fuckin old dude or something) but you can click HERE to learn more about my awesome interests

LINKS

→ tumblr (+ art only, oc blog)
→ letterboxd
→ spotify
→ toyhouse
→ last.fm
→ twitter
→ youtube
→ pronouns page
→ art fight
_{discord is batewoman, mutuals ask for server}

HOLLY/TRILLIAN
it/she
THATS MY GIRLFRIWND Hi. hi. like if a mouse liked michael rupert. worlds biggest sweet charity 1986 head. we m*a*s*h it good. i made it listen to the entirety of in the aeroplane over the sea neutral milk hotel in exchange for the ability to ask me if i liked her.Sorry about that. argentina campeon del mundo.
its rentry

THOMAS/PUNK
he/pup/zhey
like my oldest friend ever weve been friends since elementary school. coolest ever silly punk puppyguy. probably like 80% of the reason im like this. the whokilledxix guy. made me watch hamilton animatics on the bus together in 3rd grade. fagjar warrior 1
his carrd

BASIL
they/he
silliest guy this side of the orthodontist. sorry about the miraculous ladybug. crochet dude. current desperate job hunter Please hire this fag. gap in resume. fagjar warrior 2
their carrd

HARPER
she/her
ultimate gamersgirl. mech and robot enjoyer. trans swag too strong. cursed by homestuck. unfortunate dykecel someone please kiss this girl for the good of everyone. GATHER MY MAGIC
her tumblr

SIDNEY/JUNO/VEL
any pronouns
suburban gothic insanity central. she rain on my forest till i floods. telly phone speechbubble victim. You Really Got A Hold On Me from the 1963 album With The Beatles. her ocs make me feel crazy. you should ask it about dennys.
xeir tumblr

ZAPHOD/AUBURN/MARSHA
he/it/any but they/mirrored pronouns
actually has 4 more names that i cant list because they take up too much space. number one zaphod beeblebrox understander and number one cat and the only person who should be allowed to call themselves a lemon demon fan. why so nuclear? the bubblewrapper.
his neocities

AGO
he/she
genuinely just one of the funniest people i know. talks to me about my ocs like theyre Real Media Guys and its actively enriching to me. i dont want to talk about how we met. and his dick is 10 inches throbbing and he has anxiety and panic attacks (/REF /REF /REF/REF
his carrd

EDDIE/SUNNY/MIDAS
he/brainz
zombieboy robotguy homestar runner head. strongstars strongest warrior. local ska guy. very very silly
his carrd

BANJO
he/him
we met in the scott the woz trenches so were like bonded 4lyfe. currently a dragpilled rupaulcel. i dont know what the fuck hes talking about like 70% of the time but its ok because hes having fun
his rentry

MOXXI/REGINALD/MARVIN/LUNAR
he/xe/they/it + so many neos
oh. my. goodness.its tha machine. worlds biggest The Year 1963head. started going by marvin soley so we could have a person named after every member of the heart of gold h2g2. one time i stole one of webs neos for my oc. thanks man
his neocities